Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman

thisismuchworse: “Good to finally meet you.” The doctor smiled a little, pulling his scarf a little...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:21 +0100

“Good to finally meet you.” The doctor smiled a little, pulling his scarf a little tighter round his neck before returning his hands to the soft pockets of his coat. “Don’t you have a coat…? Or some kind of insulation at least? Otherwise you’ll stick to the side of a building in the wrong way.”

“Hey, I think I’ve seen you before. Dr. Banner, right? Huge fan, I’m flattered to get to meet you, Doctor.” He took the other’s hand in his own and shook it briefly. “Well I did try putting on a hoodie on top of my Spidey suit once… But that looked idiotic, and I’m all about the aesthetics.”

felicia7hardy: “Depends on what your definition of ‘behaving’ is.” “Who am I kidding,...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:18 +0100

felicia7hardy:

“Depends on what your definition of ‘behaving’ is.”

“Who am I kidding, you’re not going to listen anyway, right?”

bluebeautymystique: “Someone’s gotta do it. Don’t flatter yourself though.” “Of course...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:15 +0100

bluebeautymystique:

“Someone’s gotta do it. Don’t flatter yourself though.”

“Of course I’m going to flatter myself, I’m the best at lame jokes. I’m Spider-man, by the way, but I think the suit made that sort of obvious.”

archerinthehighlands: “You’re not like any icicle I’ve ever seen hangin’ from the castle. Nor are...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:12 +0100

archerinthehighlands:

“You’re not like any icicle I’ve ever seen hangin’ from the castle. Nor are y’like any spider I’ve ever seen, an’ I’ve seen plenty.”

“I’m from Dunbroch, in Scotland. My father’s land. …M’afraid that unless you’re a Witch, Spider-Boy, there’s not too much t’be done.”

“Well that joke flew right over your head, didn’t it?” He chuckled.

“Spider-man. Not boy. Man. Get it right. And if you need a witch, you can always ask Doc Strange, he’s a magician-y person.”

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone: “Couldn’t tell you anyway. Goverment Protection Plan says I can’t....

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:09 +0100

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone:

“Couldn’t tell you anyway. Goverment Protection Plan says I can’t. Oops, I said too much,” he teased with a grin.

“Government Protection Plan? Now you’ve got my attention.”

hawkeyedwoman got caught in your web. “Right now, I’d trade the whole Spider-Man bit...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:06 +0100

hawkeyedwoman got caught in your web.

“Right now, I’d trade the whole Spider-Man bit for a rocking chair and a subscription to Reader’s Digest. Heya, stranger, didn’t see you there.”

archerinthehighlands: “What’s a Spidey-Cycle? A disease? A weapon? That would be preferable over a...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:09:19 +0100

archerinthehighlands:

“What’s a Spidey-Cycle? A disease? A weapon? That would be preferable over a disease.”

“I’m Merida. …I’m lost.”

“Y’know, a Spidey-cicle… Like, an icicle.. but made out of me, Spider-man. Nevermind I said anything.”

“You’re lost? Where are you from? Maybe I can help.”

wolverinelogan: “I do have fun.” He lied, he knew that wasn’t true, for he almost didn’t allow...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:09:14 +0100

wolverinelogan:

“I do have fun.” He lied, he knew that wasn’t true, for he almost didn’t allow himself to do so. “And hey, I ain’t grumpy. Anyway I don’t think you can handle my adamantium skeleton. No offence.”

“I don’t think you can handle my adamantium skeleton.” He repeated in a mocking tone, rolling his eyes. “Still, if you ever want to go slingin’ around town, the offer’s still open. I’ll try my best to lift you up.”

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone: “Well I never said what was on my search history. You inferred dirty...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:09:11 +0100

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone:

“Well I never said what was on my search history. You inferred dirty stuff.”

“I didn’t infer anything, I just stated that I don’t want to know what a teenager has on his computer, can’t blame me for that, can you?”

cassiewinchester-thebettertwin got caught in your web. “Hello, hello. You don’t happen...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:09:08 +0100

cassiewinchester-thebettertwin got caught in your web.

“Hello, hello. You don’t happen to have a job that doesn’t involve me dodging bullets all the time for me? Nah. Who am I kidding. I wouldn’t last a day.”

tess-black: “Heh. Sorry,” she said, blushing as she glanced away, bashfully tucking her hair...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:37:35 +0100

tess-black:

“Heh. Sorry,” she said, blushing as she glanced away, bashfully tucking her hair behind her ear, though she let the ‘parents’ bit slide. She didn’t want that to dampen her mood.

“No problem, I guess I ask for it myself with this get-up, huh?” He let a soft chuckle escape his mouth, the sound muffled from his mask. “So what’s up?”

bluebeautymystique: “I’ll take mine with no webs please.” She joked. “Nice. Someone...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:37:24 +0100

bluebeautymystique:

“I’ll take mine with no webs please.” She joked.

“Nice. Someone actually made a joke that’s lamer than mine.”

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone: “And what makes you think I’m Google searching you? My search...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:37:20 +0100

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone:

“And what makes you think I’m Google searching you? My search history’s full of…other things…”

“And that’s where you stop sharing information before you overshare, I don’t want to know what your search history’s full of, buddy.”

wolverinelogan: Logan pressed his lips together in disapproval of Peter’s statement. “Don’t twist...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:37:16 +0100

wolverinelogan:

Logan pressed his lips together in disapproval of Peter’s statement. “Don’t twist my words, kiddo. I didn’t say that. Actually, you’re kinda part of them so it included ya.”

“C’mon, Logie, loosen up a bit, you only live once, why are you always so grumpy anyway? Have some fun once in a while. Want to go webslinging with me the next time? I’m pretty sure I can carry you on my back.”

archerinthehighlands and littlegammarayofsunshine got caught in your web “Hurry it up a bit,...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:37:11 +0100

archerinthehighlands and littlegammarayofsunshine got caught in your web

“Hurry it up a bit, you’re going to have one frozen Spidey-cicle if I stand in one place for too long, anything I can help with?”

felicia7hardy: “Hey there, itsy bitsy Spider.” “Been a while since I’ve seen you...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:31:11 +0100

felicia7hardy:

“Hey there, itsy bitsy Spider.”

“Been a while since I’ve seen you around, I hope you’ve been behaving yourself?”

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone: “You’re Spiderman. Holy shit!” “Glad to see your eyes and...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:57:00 +0100

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone:

“You’re Spiderman. Holy shit!”

“Glad to see your eyes and common sense are functioning properly. The one and only Spider-man, that’s me. Don’t forget the hyphen, it screws up a lot of Google searches.”

wolverinelogan: “Y’know how is this, Peter. Sometimes you gotta kill the annoyin’ people, that’s...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:56:13 +0100

wolverinelogan:

“Y’know how is this, Peter. Sometimes you gotta kill the annoyin’ people, that’s how it works. And we don’t team up often ‘cause you hang around too much with the Avengers and they’re not the brightest people.”

“Sounds like someone’s starting to get a bit jealous for not getting enough Spidey-time. You’d rather I hang out with you more, buddy? There’s enough of me to go ‘round, y’know.”

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone was caught in your web. “Someone ring the Spidey...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:30:46 +0100

anthony-greyson-whathaveidone was caught in your web.

“Someone ring the Spidey hotline?”

stonerintheclearing and bluebeautymystique got caught in your web. “Did anyone order one...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 18:48:43 +0100

stonerintheclearing and bluebeautymystique got caught in your web.

“Did anyone order one Spidey to go?”